A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that?

September 19th, 2009 | by Adrian |
said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prost*tution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.” The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.” The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing. When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.” The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation Considering how and where the Parrot had had been raised. Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Keith!” :)

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  1. 15 Responses to “A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that?”

  2. By PrincessChrislee on Sep 22, 2009 | Reply

    The bird recognized him? How weird.

  3. By ????????????? ??????? on Sep 22, 2009 | Reply

    haha an oldie but a goodie ?

  4. By Hooters on Sep 24, 2009 | Reply

    hahaha. funny.

  5. By shrsm716 on Sep 27, 2009 | Reply

    good one lmao

  6. By huh? on Sep 29, 2009 | Reply

    oh golly
    lol lol lol

  7. By leadfoot126 on Sep 29, 2009 | Reply

    That was probably the best $50 she ever spent.

  8. By jane-doe on Oct 1, 2009 | Reply

    That’s hilarious, thanks for the laugh

  9. By B K on Oct 3, 2009 | Reply

    Aw, man! That was funny! Keith’s definitely screwed! His wife’s gonna be hella pissed! LOL! You just brightened my evening! :P

  10. By shadowslight on Oct 4, 2009 | Reply

    Very good joke,thumbs up!

  11. By carmen3111 on Oct 4, 2009 | Reply

    That was funny!

  12. By jfmm on Oct 5, 2009 | Reply

    LOL. It’s funny! LOL.

  13. By nicciangel17 on Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

    awwww!! that’s good!!

  14. By mustangs2010@sbcglobal.net on Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

    its funny how the bird remembers him lol it was a good joke lol XD

  15. By laura on Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

    my history teacher told us this joke last year. and its still just as funny the 2nd time! hahhaah

  16. By Dew Drop on Oct 15, 2009 | Reply

    Thats a good one.

    Sure, it has been posted before, but don’t let that stop you from posting a joke.

    Not everyone has seen all the jokes that have been posted at one time or another. A joke has to come from somewhere. I hear this all the time, but I keep right on posting my jokes.

    Enjoy the fun of Q&A.

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